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Dick: Wow! Jason, you did a great job with the wrapping. So you ready with the present little D?
Damian: …tch
Happy Father’s Day Bruce!
[AGGRESSIVELY WAITS FOR DAMIAN WAYNE TO RETURN FROM THE DEAD]
BATMAN & BATGIRL: BARGAINING
With Morrison’s latest interview, we are given more details of the story that’s featuring Damian Wayne as Batman and Chris Kent as Superman, a story of Supersons.
The next one is set on Earth 11. There was this concept of the super-sons, where Superman and Batman had a couple of sons that were real mean bastards when they grew up. They just weren’t happy about the legacy their fathers had left them. So, the next one is about this world of the children of superheroes and what happens after you’ve turned the world into utopia, so there’s nothing for you to do, but you can punch out mountains. We chose to do it in the style of The Hills, with these really super bland conversations. We wanted something as shallow, flat and on the surface, but with superheroes and the kind of conversations that superheroes would have.
I was extremely looking forward to this story, to Damian having his first Supes friend/partner (the same way as Clark to Bruce, Conner to Tim, and Kara to Stephanie). Now? I’m not so sure. I was hoping to see a Batman!Damian on a par with his cool Earth 1 version (as in Batman 666 & 700), not some boring character who lives a stereotypical superhero life and spouts out shallow/slogan words day in and day out. :(
Can this man just leave Damian alone?!
And how many times is DC going to make Damian look like a prick? It’s like, “LOL. WE KILLED HIM IN MAIN CONTINUITY. THEN WE MADE HIM SEEM LIKE AN ASS KILLING THE FIRST ROBIN IN INJUSTICE AND SIDING WITH THE BAD GUY. NOW WE MAKE HIM A “REAL MEAN BASTARD”.”
I’m sick of it. I really am.
